Showing posts with label SMS category. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SMS category. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

good luck sms

GOOD LUCK

  

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,

Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Good Luck & All the best...

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck..

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya Munna Bhai karvaye ga?
All the best!..

Duao ki bheer mein ek dua humari hogi,

Duao ki bheer mein ek dua humari hogi,
Jiss mein mangi hui har khushi tumhari hogi,
Jab bhi koi khushi miley aapko, samjho dua humari qabool hogi..



 

Monday, 3 September 2012

miss you sms

MISS YOU

   

Kyu itni teri yaad satati hai,

Kyu itni teri yaad satati hai,
Kisi ko bhi dekhun bas tu hi nazar aati hai,
Har ada teri itni pyaari si lage yun,
Jaise tu har waqt mere saamne khadi hai.

I miss u

sapne hain yadain hai or bahut kuch,
tum ho tumhari batain hain or bahut kuch,
nahi chahtay hum tum ko bhulana,
magar dori hai ek majbori hai or bahut kuch
I miss u..

Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai

Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
Magar hamary msg ki alag shan hoti hai
Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main
hamari jaan hoti hai.

Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,

Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya..

Har pathar pe likhu I MISS U,

Har pathar pe likhu I MISS U,
aur wo har pathar aapko maru,
taki aapko ye ehsaas to ho
ke aapki yaad kitna dard deti hai.

Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,

Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen..
 


 



emotional sms

EMOTIONAL

  


Khush He wo hamhe yaad na karke,

Khush He wo hamhe yaad na karke,
hans rahe he wo humse baat na karke
ye hansi unke hoto say kabhi na jaye
khuda kare wo hamri maut pe b muskuraye
...

Mein Jub Bhee Apna Koi

Ye Waaqiya Hai Ke Naaqaam Rehta Hun Aksar
Mein Jub Bhee Apna Koi Imtehaan Leta Hun...

Ham sy mujboor logun ka ''

Ham sy mujboor logun ka ”
gusa bh aajab badal hay sham”
Apny dil say uthy or apnay he”
Dil par barsay”

Main bht Pareshan hon.

Main bht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati
Sukon nhi?
Kisi kam m dil b nhi lagta?
Doctor ne mujhe kha hy Ap ki zindgai may
Vitamin “HE” ki kami hai.
Oye Labho Yar..

Main Nhe Itna ghafil

Main Nhe Itna ghafil
K Apne Chahne Walon Ko
Bhool Jaon,
“Sahil”
Peeta Zaror Hon Lekin
Thori Dair Yadon Ko
Sulane K liay…?

Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hy

Hamara Haq Tu Nahi Hy
Phir Bhi Yeh Tum Sy Kehty
Hain
“Dost”
Hamari
Zingadi Tum Ly Lo Mgr Udas
Mat Raha Karo..

Aas OR Sans

Zaindgi me 2 Cheezain Totny k Liye hoti
hen Aas OR Sans ,
Sans Totny Se Insan
Ek he Bar Marta hy..

 


good night sms

GOOD NIGHT

  

Cho Jao,Cho Jao, Mujhe Wich Kiye Bina Cho Jao.

Cho Jao,Cho Jao, Mujhe Wich Kiye Bina Cho Jao.
Laat Ki Laani Aayegi,
Dhakka Deke Jayegi, Bed Se Aap Gil Jaoge,
Chaali Ninni Ul Jayegi
Dud Nyt & Happy Ninni..:-)


Pankhe Pe Latka hua sar

Pankhe Pe Latka hua sar
Khirki Se Tmhe Dekhti Atma
Bed K Niche Bethi Churail
Parde K Piche Sar Kati Lash
In Sb Ki Taraf Dihan Mat Dena
Aram Se Sona
Gd Nyt...

Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum Se

Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum Se
Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko
Jala Dena
Jaani Main Sonay Ja Raha
…Hoon, Subha Sehri Mein Yaad
Se Utha Dena
Gud Nyt … =P

khoobsurat aankhain teri

khoobsurat aankhain teri
raat ko jaagna choor day,
khud ba khud neend aa jayegi
tu mujhey soochna choor day.
Good Night...

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,

Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara…
Gud nite !

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,

Sote hue ko jagayenge hum,
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum,
Har waqt SmS kar satayenge hum,
Aap ko aayega ghussa lekin us Ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum.
Gud Night!..

 


 



good morning sms

GOOD MORNING

   


Meri sabse request hai ki

Meri sabse request hai ki GUD MORNING k msg bhejne k bajye subeh
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AALO K PRATHE
bhej diya karo;)
meri Morning khud hi Gud ho jayegi. ..

Subhah subhah suraj ka

Subhah subhah suraj ka
sath ho.Aur Halki halki
barsat ho.
Aasman mein udti nanhe
parindo ki aawaj ho
Hath mein chaye ka cup
Aur yadon mein sirf
aap ho
Us haseen subhah ki
kya baat ho
Gud Morning..

Naye Din Ki Nai Subha Ka Naya Naya

Naye Din Ki Nai Subha Ka Naya Naya
Andaaz
Saare Din Ki Jholi Me Kuchh Chhupe
Hue Hain Raaz
Tujhko Mujhko Har Kisi Ko Milna Hai
Kuchh Aaj
To Aao Yaaron Khushi Khushi Kar Len
Din Ka Aaghaaz…

Aaj kuch sharmaye se lagte ho

Aaj kuch sharmaye se lagte ho
Sardi ke karan kapkapaye se lagte ho
Chehra aapka khil utha hai
Hafte ke baad nahaye se lagte ho
Good Morning..

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi?


santa banta sms

SANTA BANTA

 

Maa Kiske Paas Hai

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

SANTA: “I Love U”
Means Kya Hota H?
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GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli”

Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
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Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
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Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

BAAP ko gaali

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA.. 

Nam mitti me mila dia

Santa:Tum mitti kyu khod rahe ho?
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Banta:yaar,Dada ji ne kaha k maine unka naam mitti me mila diya hai,
bas wahi dhoond raha hu...

Sent Message

Banta 2 Santa: Oye Yeh Sent Msg Kya Hota Hai
Santa:
Jis Msg Mein Khushbo Ho Use Sent Msg Kehte Hai....

 

riddle sms

RIDDLE

  

Ek Ghar Mai 20 Log rehty hain

Ek Ghar Mai 20 Log rehty hain
Aur in k Ghar Mai roz 20 rotian pakti hain.
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Mard 3 rotian khaty hain
Aurat 2 rotian khati hain
Bachy aadhi roti khaty hain
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Ab btao is Ghar me kitny Aadmi, Kitni auratain
Aur kitny bachy rehty hain?
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Answer:

person Rotian Total
1 Aadmi 3 = 3
5 Auratain 2 = 10
14 Bachy 1/2 = 7
20 = 20  ...

Aisi Kia Cheez Hai

Aisi Kia Cheez Hai,
Jo Kharidane Wala Kabhi Pehenta Nahi Aur Pehene Wala Kabhi Kharidta Nahi
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Baby Pampers… =P ;->

Dunia my sb se unchi Msjid kon c hy

Q1.Dunia my sb se unchi Msjid kon c hy?
Ans.Shah Abdullah Msjid.
Riaz Saudia.
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Q2.Kon c Msjid pe hr wqt badal chhay rehte hyn?
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Ans. Msjid’e'Ghamamah (badlon ki msjd) mdina sharif.
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AP(Sallallaho.Alaiyhi.Walayhi.Wasallam) ne yahan Nmaze Istisqa ada ki thi.
Tab barish hui aur aj tk wahan badl chay rehte hyn...

Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai

Ek Sawal -
Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai..
Jo Beta Kare To Bura Aur Damaad
Kare To Bohot Achcha Lagta Hai
Socho
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Biwi Ki Gulami..

Insan k Jism k Konse 3 Hisse hain

Its’ Challenge for You
Insan k Jism k Konse 3 Hisse hain
Jin ko Kaatne se Dard Nahi Hota?
1- Hair
2- Nails
3- ……?
Teesra Hissa Batao Reply me Fast.
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Answer:

Hatheliyon pe Jo Murda Khaal Ban Jati Hai Sakht Si
Usko Katne Se Bhi Dard Nahi Hota...

Aapko Bohat Sakht Pyas Lagi Hui hy

Chalenge 4 You?
Aapko Bohat Sakht Pyas Lagi Hui hy
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Or Ap jungle se guzar rhy ho
Raste me Apko 1 borhi orat nazr ati hy js k pas matke me pani hy
Lekin us orat ko 1 bimari hy k?
Us se kuch b pucho
Wo “NAHI”me Ans deti hy
Batao ap us se pani kaise mngo gy k wo NA b kary or ap pani b pi lo?
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Ans:
Mai tmse pani mangu ga to tm mana to ni krogi?

 


 


 



 

punjabi sms

PUNJABI

  


Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,
He went to eat it,
But
On the way he saw a keeri,
He left the Gurr & went with keeri.
MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-

Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di

Aaj tanha hoon to kisi ne awaaz tak nahin di,
Kal “daig” wanddi si tey paayi ji paayi ho rayi si ...

Apna dard wadha lyna

Apna dard wadha lyna
Us nu fair bula lyna
Apny ap nulabhan lae
Apna ap gawa lyna
Sab to wakhra ho ky ty
Sab nu yaar bna lyna
Jangle rasta awy ty
Maa di ik dua lyna
Us dian galan kr ky v
Us da naam luka lyna
Chyti kr ky hr kam wich
Har ik kam wadha lyna
Lokan to wakh hoky ty
Apna shaher wasa lyna
Shah G usdi khatire v
Us to dhoka kha lyna...

Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai

Bartan lohay de kadi tut_day nai
Maali kadi apne baag nu put_day nahi
Tut janday kadi kadi khoon de rishtay
par rishty sachi dosti de kadi tut_day nai,..

Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san

Kuj unj vi rahavan okhiyan san.
Kuj ghal vich guman da tuog vi si
Kuj shaher dy log vi zalam sen.
Kuj sanu maran da shok vi si. ..

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Leya

Bahut waar badal badal k Vekh Lyiya Apnia Rahaan main,_
Par Pta Nhio Kyo Manzil te ta Sirf te Sirf Tu Hi Disdi Hai,_

 


 

 


 

Sunday, 2 September 2012

funny student sms


FUNNY STUDENT

   

 Oye extra pen hay

*Best Memories*
“Oye extra pen hy kya ? ?”
“Ek hii hy”
“Haan de ! Ek hi chahiye!”

papa ka homework

MaM:HoMeWorK TuMHare PaPaNe LiKHa Hai
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STDNT:Nai MaM
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M:WriTiNG TuMHare PaPaKi H
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S:MaiNe UNKe PeN Se Ki H Na
isLiye ApKo AiSa LaG RaHa H..

Sher To Akela Ata Hai

MRE BACHPAN KA 1 WAQIA.
Teacher :
Y R U Late.
Al Ur Clasmates Came To Clas On Time???
Me:
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir……
Sher To Akela Ata Hai.:-D:-)

Table pe ink kis ne grai hai

Teacher student se:
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
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Studnt:
“Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”:P

 

 

 


 

eid sms

EID MUBARAK

                               


Happy Bakra Eid Season

“Mehsos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Me Gober Ki Khushb00
Pappu
Lagta Hai Mere Shehar Me ‘Bakar Mandi’ Lag Gae Hy..
Happy Bakra Eid Season.. ;->
Songh Songh K Ge0.. ;->)



Eid Ul Adha Prayer

Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. La Ila-Ha Ill-Lal-Lah. Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. Wa-Lilahill Hamd.
(Allah Is Great, Allah Is Great.
There Is No God But Allah.
Allah Is Great, Allah Is Great.
And All Praises Are For Allah)..
 
Tumhain Koi Yad Karta Hai 
Aye Chand
Jab Wo Teri Tarf Dekhain
To Unhain Kuch Yaad Delana
Madh-hur Se Kuch Geet Sunana
Phir Chupkey Se Un K Pass Jana
Aur Kehna!!!
Tumhain Koi Yad Karta Hai.
Teri Arzo, Teri Umeed Karta Hai
Koi Ajj Be
Tumhain Dekh Kr
EID karta Hai..

tumhary liye EID pe kya laaon

mein market main hon tumhary liye EID
pe kya laaon kapray ya perfume ya
or koi cheez reply fast.
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Ye msg mujy kub karo gy zalimo… =P ;->

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✄╔═╗╔═╗──╔╗─────────╔╗
✄║║╚╝║║──║║─────────║║
✄║╔╗╔╗╠╗╔╣╚═╦══╦═╦══╣║╔╗
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\¸.♥♥HAPPY EID ♥
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birthday sms

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

   


 Salgirah Mubarak

Teri aankh kabhi nam na ho
Teri zindagi mai koi gham na ho
Teri muskurahat jo cheen le
Kahin aesi koi rasm na ho
Tu dil mai basey is tarah
Tera khayal dil se kam na ho
Jise duniya kahe bura bura
Koi tujh se aesa karam na ho
Tere gulaab chehrey ko jo udaas kare
Koi aesi nazr-e-karam na ho
Tere husn ke charchey hua karen
Magar tujh ko koi zoam na ho..

Ae mere dost
Mere mehram-o-hamraaz ke mai
Aaj tujh se bara naadim,
Bohot sharminda hun
Aaj ke din mai tumhen kuch bhi nahi de paya
Haath khali hain mere
Kuch bhi mere paas nahi
Aur kuch tum ko mai de paaon
Koi aas nahi
Paas mere hai agar kuch
To chand harf-e-duaa!
Aarzoo hai ke sab hi tujh pe nichaawar kar doon
Jitni khushiyan bhi muqaddar hain mera
Aey hum’dum
Dil yeh chahe ke sab hi
Tera muqaddar kar doon
Aur wo gham
Jo lakeeron mai tere haath ki hain
Un ko apnaloon
Unhen apna muqaddar karlun
Aey mere dost!
Mere mehram-o-hamraaz tujhe
Meri janib se
Janam-din bohot mubarak ho!
 


Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.
Janam Din Mubarak Ho ..

 

Duaa hai ye saa”at

Duaa hai ye saa”at
Hazaar”ha saal aaye
KhushiyoN ka noor
YuuNhi tera chehra munawwar rakhe”
Aor sadiyoN tak
Tum waq”t ke thaal ma
Um”r ke sunehrii sikke” phaiNko
Aor jab tum cake kaato
To tumhaarii aaNkhoN ke lo dete” diye
Us ke chehre” pe jag”magaahateiN bikhereiN
Aor wo pyaar ki baarish ma bhhegtii
Tumhaara haath thaam kar kahe”
Saalgirah mubarak ..

Aaj tumhari salgirah hai

Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,
Dekho hm ko yaad hai na,
Nargis,bela,Motia,lala,Juhi,Chumpa or,

banafsha hr koi dekho shaad hai na,Aaj tumhari salgirah hai

Dekho hm ko yaad hai na,
Roshan roshan manzir saare,
lambi larhyan,
phool sitare,hr ik rang abad hai na,
Aaj tmhari salgirah hai.
Dekho hm ko yaad hai na….
Dear very very Happy Birthday ...

 

 


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